Elections
Texas politics has finally reached its natural final form.
I’ve lived here most of my life, and I’ve voted in enough Texas elections to know the script by heart. Republican runs. Democrat says […]
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Elections
Michigan’s 2026 Senate Race: Detroit Gets Stuck Holding the Rope Again
Michigan’s Senate race is actually pretty simple. Gary Peters is retiring. Mike Rogers wants the Senate seat he almost won in 2024. Abdul El-Sayed […]
Elections
The 2026 Nebraska Senate Race Has Become a Political Holy War
Nebraska’s Senate race comes down to one question. Is Dan Osborn actually independent? Pete Ricketts says no. Osborn says yes. And Nebraska Democrats are […]
Elections
Troy Jackson vs. Susan Collins: Maine’s 2026 Senate Race Is Basically a Chainsaw Fight
Maine’s 2026 Senate race is actually pretty simple. Susan Collins has been in the Senate since 1997. Troy Jackson wants her out. Jackson is […]
Elections
The Great Alaskan Slip ’n Slide: Oil, Gas, and the 2026 Senate Race
Mary Peltola and Dan Sullivan are running one of the closest Senate races in the country, which means national politics has officially remembered Alaska […]
Elections
Fake News Is News. Stop the Hate.
An opinion from Fake News, who is frankly tired of your shit. Hi. Fake News here. Apparently I’m responsible for everything now. Election result […]
Elections
Hi from Foolitics: Welcome to the Political Circus
TL;DR Foolitics is a political satire site. Nobody’s safe. Especially not us. Here’s the basic problem. I like politics. I don’t like being screamed […]